Arizona wants to keep out illegal aliens. To accomplish this the state has passed a law requiring citizens to prove legal residency in the United States when asked to do so by police. Police are now able to request such proof if they have a ‘reasonable suspicion’ that the person before them is an illegal alien. Officials deny this is racial profiling. And we all know that once it is officially denied it must be true.
So what is an illegal alien? I suppose Martians who fail to check in at Area 51 in neighbouring Nevada would qualify. And I hope all those evangelicals have gotten the papers in order for that second coming they keep going on about. How they are going to do a background check with the Roman administration for that guy I have no idea. Tiberius was known for keeping track of his pornography not citizenship records. Of course I am just being silly. They mean citizens of other states who are in the United States without having jumped through the appropriate bureaucratic hoops so that the unemployable relatives of senators and congressmen can keep getting a paycheck. Police across the state will be on the lookout for those nefariously beautiful tall Nordic types and stake out any bar and they are sure to find an Irishman, Scotsman and Englishman not to mention the proverbial priest, rabbi and minister. Germans can be found in the back of bakeries reading Clausewitz and the French are strolling the streets insulting everyone they meet. No racial profiling here.
What would you like to bet that the only people questioned by police under this law are olive skinned or black haired or have a Hispanic last name? Of course Italians and other Mediterraneans will get confused in the mix. One sheriff in Arizona claims he can tell an illegal from a legal by the shoes. Methinks this has more to do with his foot fetish than with good policing. How can you tell an illegal immigrant in a nation of immigrants. You can’t. And while there may well be undocumented Swedes in Arizona, they are not going to be the ones questioned about legal residency. This new law shows the depths to which, not just American, but Western societies collectively have descended. Can a yellow sombrero patch sewn onto their clothing be far behind?
While some police in Arizona have registered objection to the new law, the official line is trust us we will not abuse this power. Police in the state promise to apply this law with the same professionalism that they apply all the rest. I am sure that is what worries Latino Arizonans. Opponents of the law are characterized as outsiders who don’t understand the state. Probably the same outside influences that thought Blacks in the South should have rights. How can we trust an organization to make a ‘reasonable’ judgment in an irrational situation. We might as well say we are giving police x-ray vision or secret decoder rings to determine who to question and who not to.
The governor raises the violence of drug smuggling against the backdrop of a recent murder of a rancher by drug smugglers to justify this law. Fear is the best way to make the public accept what they know is wrong. Most undocumented workers in Arizona are not drug smugglers and most of the key players in the smuggling operations live in Mexico. Drug smugglers are easy to identify. They are the ones with 50 kilos of powder in their wheel well and an Uzi on their lap. Undocumented immigrants who do engage in the smuggling racket are the ones with bloated bellies and super strength ex-lax in their pocket. They are generally being forced through threats to assist the smugglers. The vast majority of undocumented immigrants break no other laws than the ones that say they cannot live and work where they live and work. They know that any arrest will end in deportation. They can’t complain no matter how egregiously they are treated. They spend their lives more sinned against than sinning. But it is not the undocumented worker but the documented immigrant who must endure the degradation of constantly proving his right to be. This law tells him that he is only an American on paper. He must constantly prove his identity while his northern European neighbour does not. All because most Latin Americans are mestizo, mixed blood. So because his ancestors were less racist than our ancestors and chose not to exterminate the indigenous population as we did he must now suffer our bigotry. Does no one else see the irony in this?
Probably the most interesting and ignored aspect of this story is the people who are most supportive of this law to assert the most basic right of any state as they call it, the right to assert sovereign borders, are the same people who don’t believe that applies to any other country besides the United States. It is not the most basic right of any state but of the United States exclusively. America as a nation and Americans as individuals seem to think that if they violate the borders of other countries it should be just accepted. Ask Iran or North Korea. But let hard working families cross the border and perform tasks that we would not take for wages we would not suffer, contribute to the local economy everyday by paying rent on lodgings that most often fail to achieve even the lowest standards conceivable and patronize local merchants and we will bring down our fury to wipe them from our sight. After all America good; foreigners bad. That is why the Republicans, the largest group in support of the law, hate the United Nations. It is too full of foreigners.
Let’s end this nonsense before somebody gets hurt. At what price salvation? Security isn’t worth it if the cost is surrendering our humanity and our honour. And this isn’t security it is security theater. It provides only the illusion of security at the expense of human dignity. To paraphrase Phil Ochs, “Arizona, find another country to belong to.”




I am sure, as my wife suggested, that had Lincoln farted during his famous speech on the battlefield at Gettysburg CNN would have been first out of the gate with the story. Video footage of screwed up noses and quick glances amongst those directly behind Lincoln would have circulated on YouTube by now. A panel of pundits would convene to ponder the political significance of the fart. Was Lincoln wafting a message to the retreating Southern army? Was the stench of this particular fart such as to raise concerns about the president’s health? Should someone with a flatulence problem be trusted with the most powerful office of the state? Oh yes I am sure Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper would devote an entire show each to this pressing news event. And Rick Sanchez would be calling for a dictionary to look up the word flatulence.

In recent days a housing project a bank seized from a developer that went under was torn down in California. Bank officials determined demolition would be cheaper than repairing the houses and completing construction. Twenty houses, homes, were torn down at this particular development and workers on site reported they had a similar demolition order for another development not far away. Squatters had moved in and vandals had caused damage. Much of the vandalism, beyond the usual obscene words spray painted on the walls, was theft of fixtures and infrastructure carefully removed by tools. Sounds to me like someone was cutting a few costs on their home renovations. Probably some of the very same sanctimonious individuals mentioned above. The squatters on the other hand may well have included some of the very people this same bank had ripped from the comfort and security of their own living rooms and thrust onto the street. Now they became squatters and vandals, the mainstream media purposely or ignorantly making them one and the same in the minds of a gullible public. Sleeping tonight made easier thanks to a propaganda industry dehumanizing them. 






