Tasers are in the news again. Ontario has announced rule changes for the use of the device and the RCMP will offer a second apology along with compensation to the mother of Robert Dziekanski. Nothing can compensate the family of Mr. Dziekanski and no apology will return a son to a mother. All we can do is learn from that tragic night at Vancouver Airport.
So what have we learned? If the recent report to the Ontario government is any indication, not much. The report recommends stricter limits on use against ‘vulnerable groups’ such as pregnant women and children. How I wish Cheech and Chong were still together. I can hear a rewrite of their famous emergency room sketch where the attendants at the desk are betting whether the old geezer will make it to reception or croak along the way.
Image if you will:
Cheech: Oh wow! That poncho is really ripe. She’s gonna pop any second. I bet I give her two zaps and that bambino will shoot right out the cruiser.
Chong: No way man! I bet she’ll take three zaps without even dilating.
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Why do we pay thousands of dollars for morons to state the obvious? Of course it is not really the obvious. The obvious would be don’t use this on pregnant women at all. If you feel threatened by a bloated human being who needs help to get up out of a chair perhaps policing is not your vocation and you might want to rethink your career choice. Or perhaps it is a reflection of police intelligence that they need everything spelled out for them. ‘Duh, I wonder what’ll happen if I zap her?’ Beyond this little gem of reasoning the bottom line is business as usual for Ontario police and tasers. The only other big recommendation is to discuss expanding their use to all uniformed officers.
Once again police justify the deployment of tasers as less lethal alternative to guns therefore saving lives. Twenty or more people have died from taser attacks by police across Canada. I would be curious to see, in say the decade prior to the introduction of tasers to Canadian police agencies, how many people were fatally shot by police. I have been searching for that information on Statistics Canada but if it’s there they aren’t making it easy to find. I do know that there are many officers who retire without ever having fired their gun in the line of duty. The taser has been deployed much more liberally. I would also like to know how many people have been killed by police using pepper spray or the baton. In the same breath as saying tasers are less lethal than guns police agencies assert that the taser was never meant as an alternative to the gun but as an alternative to these choices. Double talk like this by those charged with our safety should make us pause. Ask yourself this simple question. If Rodney King had been zapped with tasers instead of beaten with batons do you really think he would have lived to tell about it?
But our politicians are right on the ball. The Minister of Community Safety is quoted in the Globe and Mail saying:
We’re enhancing Ontario’s position with regards to its measured approach by introducing a very, very significant guideline (that’s) very very prescriptive
Oh that makes me feel so much better to know a genius like you is very, very on top of this.


I am sure, as my wife suggested, that had Lincoln farted during his famous speech on the battlefield at Gettysburg CNN would have been first out of the gate with the story. Video footage of screwed up noses and quick glances amongst those directly behind Lincoln would have circulated on YouTube by now. A panel of pundits would convene to ponder the political significance of the fart. Was Lincoln wafting a message to the retreating Southern army? Was the stench of this particular fart such as to raise concerns about the president’s health? Should someone with a flatulence problem be trusted with the most powerful office of the state? Oh yes I am sure Wolf Blitzer and Anderson Cooper would devote an entire show each to this pressing news event. And Rick Sanchez would be calling for a dictionary to look up the word flatulence.


Recently my local Zehr’s store started charging 5 cents for each plastic bag used to pack a customer’s groceries. The option was to purchase a reusable cloth bag. My wife and I have several of these and it is a good idea. Most tokens are good ideas. Plastic bags don’t bio-degrade. They are a hazard to wildlife. particularly waterfowl. They are a landfill nightmare and should never have been introduced. It may come as a shock to my younger readers but they did not replace paper bags until well after my marriage. I might say here that paper would still be an environmentally friendly alternative with the use recycled paper and paper from renewable sources such as hemp. My problem is not the charge for plastic or the idea to encourage customers to act more responsibly. Actually I think there should be an outright ban on the use and manufacture of plastic bags. In a way the policy the store and many others like it are pursuing is actually a token of a token. If the store, as it should, believes that plastic bags are the scourge that they are then don’t offer the option. Giving people the choice is just passing the ball onto the consumer instead of being assertive on saving the environment. 
But the bag replacement incentive now seizing the industry is just a marketing token. It is a token because it does not address the serious environmental problem of our modern supermarket. I was surprised about a year or so ago to discover that a grocery store has an exponentially larger carbon footprint than a manufacturing facility of the same size. Looking around my Zehr’s market after my epiphany I felt incredibly stupid. It had been staring me in the face for years and I had not seen it. Open freezers caked on the edge with frost, ceilings 25 or 30 feet high, inefficient lighting strategies, it was all there. My Zehr’s store is less than ten years old. It was built after global warming had become a major political and social issue. Environmentalism in general had become a focus of social interest and concern from species diversity to chlorofluorocarbons. The options were there for Zehr’s and other grocery stores built at the time to act responsibly to incorporate the latest in environmental engineering. I might not have been aware supermarkets were putrid cesspools of excessive carbon spewage but the scientists were and so corporations like Zehr’s should have. Even so, they built another environmental catastrophe anyway. Why? Because they didn’t care about the environment then and they don’t now. This current little token is a marketing ploy. There is an industry-wide competition to out-green your competitor. The public smiles, self-satisfied in the illusion that they are doing something for the environment while the corporations laugh and rake in the profits and the Earth weeps.
Osama bin Laden and this pamphlet by Thomas Paine and then go kill the infidel because bin Laden is right and Paine is wrong.‘ My
suspicion is that Al Qaeda training facilities do not have well stocked and balanced libraries. The abuse is not in presenting the children with a biased idea, all ideas are by nature biased, it is in presenting the idea as the only idea. Omitting information from children in order to inculcate any social agenda is abuse. And therefore anyone who would perpetrate such abuse should be sanctioned by our society accordingly. Presenting children with all perspectives but saying that we as Canadians, or in this community or this family believe that one or the other perspective is the correct one is different. That is not necessarily abuse. A child’s country, community and most particularly family will likely be more persuasive than an obscure author. The child may therefore be guided by such authoritative opinion but they still are aware that other perspectives do exist. It might cross the line into abuse if we were to present the other perspectives with derision or ridicule. This is not an exact science and a judgement call must be made at what point abuse occurs. But the case I have in mind at the moment clearly crosses that line.
In recent days a housing project a bank seized from a developer that went under was torn down in California. Bank officials determined demolition would be cheaper than repairing the houses and completing construction. Twenty houses, homes, were torn down at this particular development and workers on site reported they had a similar demolition order for another development not far away. Squatters had moved in and vandals had caused damage. Much of the vandalism, beyond the usual obscene words spray painted on the walls, was theft of fixtures and infrastructure carefully removed by tools. Sounds to me like someone was cutting a few costs on their home renovations. Probably some of the very same sanctimonious individuals mentioned above. The squatters on the other hand may well have included some of the very people this same bank had ripped from the comfort and security of their own living rooms and thrust onto the street. Now they became squatters and vandals, the mainstream media purposely or ignorantly making them one and the same in the minds of a gullible public. Sleeping tonight made easier thanks to a propaganda industry dehumanizing them. 




